So, did you find this page? Are you actually my dad or did you just click and hope you'd find an easter egg? Regardless, you found it!
Hold on...
Aw man, my glittery gif broke...
So, weirdly enough I'm doing some of this on my phone. Isn't that just the weirdest thing? Making a retro-ass early 00's site on a phone.
Tangentially related, I'm glad I have an undo button here because I may have just accidentally deleted most of the page content. By misclicking. On my phone. Undo undo undo.