White Gilgamesh
From the sacred halls of ancient Sumer and tumblr hails the White Gilgamesh.
Recipe
2/3 beer, 1/3 goat milk. That's it.
Epic of White Gilgamesh
Two thirds beer and one third milk
Of a goat or of its ilk
Goes down harsh, it isn't good
Makes you feel like you're made of wood
White Gilgamesh it make you sick
Just too foul, just too thick
Pilk/Moke
I'm sure it's sacrilege to group these together but come on, they're basically the same thing. Milk with some Pepsi or coke, whichever you prefer.
Smoker's cough
I learned of this one from transmanari on tiktok. You take a shot of Jägermeister and drop in a spoonful of mayo.
Peeps wine
Another tumblr classic from battlecrazed-axe-mage! You make this by fermenting marshmellow peeps. A thing I will never voluntarily do, but I deeply respect and fear those who will.
Battery acid spaghetti
We return to tumblr for the battery acid spaghetti. The general consensus about this one is: do not do this.
Recipe
You take a bunch of those rainbow sour gummy strips and peel them into spaghetti strings. Then you throw those into an energy drink of your choice. You can add some vodka, but that’s optional. Do not do this.
